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  • Ace
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    Ace: "A" number one. A really great cat. He has an A shaped mark on his face and he's our Ace of Hearts.
    Submitted by: Cath at 11.08.2007

  • Ackoona-matartee
    Category: Pet - Gender: Unisex

    Because it is amazing and is a fabulous, unique name.
    Submitted by: HelloooxD at 02.02.2012

  • Akasha - Cat of the Damned
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    We're HUGE Anne Rice fans, and wanted to pay tribute when we named our little tortie kitten. We chose "Akasha", but instead of "Queen of the Damned" she became our "Cat of the Damned". Big hit at Halloween parties...
    Submitted by: Racer Girl at 16.09.2008

  • Ali Khat
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    This was an irresistable name for a stray male part-Persian kitten we adopted. The joke, of course, was that he wasn't really a purebred Persian -- just an alley cat who looked like one and had a fancy Persian name. I called him Ali, but to my husband he was always Al.
    Submitted by: Library Lady at 09.05.2010

  • Ally
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    This name is a good name because cats are normally hanging around allies and the climb and fight there too! Hope you like my suggestion:)
    Submitted by: cat crazy at 19.12.2009

  • Anerknerk
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    This is angel in Eskimo!
    Submitted by: HuskyLover at 30.09.2007

  • Anni-Versaary
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    But we call her Annie. She's named tah because we go her shortly after mum and dad's 25th she's a tuxedo cat.
    Submitted by: wildchild31988 at 16.06.2008

  • Aristotle
    Category: Pet - Gender: Male

    Yes, yes. For an Axylotl. :) Duh.
    Submitted by: Yanka at 14.10.2008

  • Balamuta
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    Affectionate term for "pain in the ass" (femanine form) Bala for short.
    Submitted by: Nittanylioness at 27.04.2008

  • Banshee
    Category: Cat - Gender: Unisex

    Its what i named my kitten when i first found her. she was out in the woods and was only about 3 weeks old when i found her. She was a little thing but i couldnt leave her and even when she got bigger she was still mean but i kept here any way so i figured id call her banshee since she was like a little demon i couldnt get rid of
    Submitted by: Anonymous at 07.06.2007

  • Bingo
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    My cousins used to have two Border - Aussies named Bingo and Bongo.
    Submitted by: Elise at 11.03.2010

  • Blinky
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    I was walking through the park one day. And this kitten ran up my leg. It turns out after a vet check up, she was blind in her right eye.
    Submitted by: Anonymous at 18.04.2009

  • Bob
    Category: Pet - Gender: Unisex

    My rabbit and I live on a boat so he is called Bob which stands for Bunny on Boat...
    Submitted by: bunnymummy at 02.02.2011

  • Boss (Bossy)
    Category: Dog - Gender: Male

    I named our Boston puppy Boss. It's sort of a shortened name for Boston or for a dog who's the boss. I named our dog Boss after my favorite band director in high school. His name was Orville Matthias, but everyone called him Boss.
    Submitted by: Scuba Judy at 16.12.2008

  • Brite
    Category: Dog - Gender: Unisex

    I combined 2 words,bright and white. Bright means intelligent and whith means calm and pure.
    Submitted by: Animal lover101 at 08.05.2012

  • Butch
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    My friends cats name is this and I think it's cute.
    Submitted by: Meg at 04.08.2007

  • Callie
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    We had a calico.
    Submitted by: qwertykitten at 11.13.2010

  • Catnip
    Category: Pet - Gender: Unisex

    This is the name of one of my rats.. i mean come on.. its adorable.. in a mean ironic kinda way.. hehe
    Submitted by: Sojah at 17.05.2009

  • Chairman Meow
    Category: Cat - Gender: Unisex

    It relates to Chairman Mao Zedung, the revolutionary leader of communist china. It's particularly funny if the cat is grey (as in Chairman Mao's signature grey suit) and for the final flourish give the cat a red collar.
    Submitted by: Joe at 22.02.2008

  • Chaos
    Category: Pet - Gender: Unisex

    If you have a pet that causes chaos, then this name would fit perfectly for your pet.
    Submitted by: shivvy at 12.11.2009

  • Chase
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    I think this is a great name for a playful little kitten. My 4 month old kitten was called chase before my next door neighbours dog killed him.
    Submitted by: Pip at 19.07.2007

  • Chedr
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    We got a male yellow and white tabby. He was so tiny when we found him, had been nearly starved his whole 6 wks. He was just a little cheezit.
    Submitted by: chedr' boy or chedr' baby at 05.01.2011

  • Chiene, Chien
    Category: Dog - Gender: Unisex

    It means "dog" in french. And it's pronounced (She- en). It was often mispronounced though, people called her (Shy- anne). I think it's a very clever name for a dog.
    Submitted by: Punkie at 20.02.2009

  • Combo
    Category: Dog - Gender: Unisex

    Perfect name for a mutt.
    Submitted by: cb at 11.08.2010

  • Cosmo
    Category: Dog - Gender: Male

    I had a dog named cosmo he was very special to me because we were the same age (in human years) My family got him from the SPCA and i was about 3 or 4 and i liked to pull things and Cosmo likes to nibble things so then i would pull his tail and he would nibble my arm but it did not hurt LOL I loved him so much. Cosmo was a beagle part bordeir collie. If you name your dog this make sure it fits! We used to call him cosymoto as a nickname. Have fun choosing a dog name!!
    Submitted by: LeAh896 at 15.08.2007

  • Deeohgee
    Category: Dog - Gender: Unisex

    I named my dog this and people always think it is Italian. I tell them, just spell dog and that is his name (D-O-G alternative spelling)
    Submitted by: Dee at 20.10.2007

  • Deohgee
    Category: Dog - Gender: Male

    My 4 yrs old daughter: what's puppy's name again? Me: how do you spell dog? Daughter: d-o-g
    Submitted by: Mrsjessica at 08.04.2012

  • Diva
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    I named my English Mastiff "Diva" because she is a princess in my house and is very spoiled. Everyone that comes in contact with her can't help but fall in love with her.
    Submitted by: Anonymous at 29.12.2009

  • Duke
    Category: Dog - Gender: Male

    Because their country of orgin is england and they stand like they are royal.
    Submitted by: KoolKat at 07.05.2008

  • Felis
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    It was very cute and it means cat in latin.
    Submitted by: lolcatsarelol at 31.12.2009

  • Felony
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    I named my puppy this because it was always gerting into trouble. What better name then felony.
    Submitted by: Mike ces at 10.09.2008

  • Fox
    Category: Dog - Gender: Unisex

    They're sly and clever.
    Submitted by: claw of the cat at 05.01.2011

  • Furgy
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    I recommend this cute name if you have a furry dog.(: sounds like Fergie but it's Furgy ;D
    Submitted by: BrandyStar at 08.21.2012

  • Gemini
    Category: Dog - Gender: Male

    When i was thinking of my dog's name,I was using computer.I was playing my favorite online game, then ,Zodiac signs came up in my mind.I named my dog Gemini because gemini is my zodiac.
    Submitted by: Genisis_Gemini at 05.01.2011

  • Gidget
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    It means girl midget our dog was a midget! when we got our dog from the shelter its name was oprah, and um we wern't gonna keep a dog named oprah!
    Submitted by: footloose&fancyfree $$$ at 19.04.2009

  • glasses
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    I have a female cat shes 8 now, but she has beige circles round her eyes so i called her glasses....
    Submitted by: Glitterbabe at 09.05.2011

  • Gomez and Fester
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    I have one fat cat and one skinney cat so I names the fat one Fester and the skinney one Gomez because it is just like the brothers from the adams family.
    Submitted by: Pandaa at 07.18.2011

  • How Dare You
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    I got a new kitten and my old cat was absolutely appalled and kept looking at me as if saying "how dare you!"
    Submitted by: Anonymous at 17.11.2008

  • IQ
    Category: Dog - Gender: Male

    It works both ways.If your dog is clever,it's very suitable. If your dog is thick, it's funny. I invented it myself...um...I think.(Have any of you ever named a dog IQ?)
    Submitted by: Dog-lover at 31.08.2007

  • Jackson
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    I named my cat Jackson because we paid $20 for him (Andrew Jackson is on the $20 bill).
    Submitted by: kitkat at 11.13.2010

  • Jailbreaker
    Category: Dog - Gender: Male

    Sounds unique, isn't common.
    Submitted by: cool at 07.01.2010

  • Jazz
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    When our kitten came into the living room, she immediately went on the piano and so we thought it was a jazzy musical kind of cat! So we called her Jazz!
    Submitted by: Anonymous at 17.05.2007

  • Jewelless
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    When I brought her home as a kitten I thought she was a he, so I named her Julius (orange cat, ha ha?). A couple days later we found that he was missing the family jewels, so not to confuse her, the name was changed to Jewelless (or Jewel-less).
    Submitted by: Walter at 11.08.2007

  • Jimmy Mittens
    Category: Dog - Gender: Male

    I've named three of my dogs that name. It's so creative and spontaneous. It's a double name with double meanings.
    Submitted by: dogluvr123 at 11.19.2011

  • Julie
    Category: Cat - Gender: Unisex

    Its pretty
    Submitted by: Loop at 21.09.2007

  • K8
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    My dog is named K8 because when I got her she was too small to be a K9 (canine) so she is a K8 or just kate
    Submitted by: Dee at 20.10.2007

  • Kibbles and Bits
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    We have two cats. One is named Kibbles, the other is named Bits. As most of you probably know, Kibbles and Bits is a brand of a dog food so I thought it was cleverly ironic.
    Submitted by: Kaitlynn at 01.30.2012

  • Kitty
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    I would name a dog - preferably a big one - kitty. Can you just imagine the look on your guests faces when you say Kitty.
    Submitted by: Sarah at 04.06.2007

  • Kitty Purry
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    If your a Katy Perry fan it would be fitting.
    Submitted by: kitkat at 11.13.2010

  • Kitty Shocker Doogle Dong Fiddle Snatcher
    Category: Dog - Gender: Unisex

    I'm concert violinist from Butternuts, NY. During a recent catfish noodling trip to Sugar Tit, SC just south of North, SC, I found Kitty Shocker Doogle Dong Fiddle Snatcher while I was gutting the 57lbs catfish I pulled from the river. He likes chasing my two kittens and shock the hell out of 'em. Just before my most recent concert performance where I was to perform a Concerto by Bach, he stole my $5,000 dollar concert violin.
    Submitted by: Diavolo at 11.25.2010

  • Koko-Pelli
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    My cat KoKo-Pelli is a cat who loves to eat "Cookies" he is a black and white chocolate colored with stripes of white under his belly but loves food, he is 50 pounds of heap of food stuffed into a sandwich. origin of name from the indians in the west the one who does funny things to others he is the lover for all females and knows it too.
    Submitted by: Panelle at 10.11.2009

  • Kona
    Category: Dog - Gender: Male

    My dog reallt did look like a coffee drink so we named him coffee bean.But its the Hawai- ian way to say it.
    Submitted by: Regan at 09.05.2010

  • Kunikpok
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    This is kisses in Eskimo!
    Submitted by: HuskyLover at 30.09.2007

  • Lucy
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    I found my dog while she was on the loose, so I named her Lucy. The name itself is far from original, as it's a popular dog name, but the reason for it is!
    Submitted by: Anonymous at 07.05.2010

  • Maddox Hatter
    Category: Dog - Gender: Male

    The short version would be mad hatter... I think its funny
    Submitted by: me111 at 10.14.2010

  • Miles
    Category: Dog - Gender: Male

    Its for dog that you can have miles of happiness, hope,and love. And it is a cute name.
    Submitted by: taytay at 08.22.2012

  • Minx
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    Beacause her black fur looks and feels like mink.
    Submitted by: MINCKIE at 28.01.2008

  • Mocha
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    I call her this cause she has many different colors of brown all over her.
    Submitted by: nita at 23.09.2009

  • Mole
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    because our cat looks like the mexican sauce Mole.
    Submitted by: Anonymous at 11.14.2010

  • Motor
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    The car was yellow and orange and he purred loudly like a car's engine running about 4-500 rpm.
    Submitted by: Gar at 22.05.2009

  • Moxie Crime-fighter
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    This is the name of my daughters australian Cattle Dog. Because she fights all crime and she has lots of moxie!!!
    Submitted by: dog lover at 12.11.2009

  • MR. big
    Category: Dog - Gender: Male

    if the dog is very small and you named it mr. big. i think tha would be kinda funny =]
    Submitted by: sarah at 20.09.2007

  • Mr. Chips
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    I came up with this name. Because he had medium round spots on his back. He was an old stray that I found in an alley way.
    Submitted by: Chippy at 18.04.2009

  • Nibbles
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    My son brought home a pit-bull puppy a few years back. She had a habit of 'nibbling' on your fingers/toes and we constantly were telling her "No, stop nibblin". Well, Nibbles became her name. Talk about the looks we got from people when they found out this big green-eyed pit-bull was named "Nibbles"... :o)))
    Submitted by: Sammie Jo at 11.19.2011

  • O
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    Just like her crazy cousin "Ophelia" but with added guests. "Flea-lers" for short.
    Submitted by: Racer Girl at 16.09.2008

  • Obsidian
    Category: Dog - Gender: Unisex

    I don't know where I got the name but it just came to me and I named one of my dogs that and I love it.
    Submitted by: Scarlet at 20.05.2007

  • Oopsie Daisy
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    We named our shelter dog this because we didn't really mean to get her... We bought her anyway. My Dad calls it "Oopsie Daisy, we got a dog"
    Submitted by: Dazey at 31.03.2008

  • Padiddle
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    A padiddle is a car with one headlight. My husband thought this would be a great name for a dog or cat with one eye.
    Submitted by: LP0198 at 08.01.2008

  • Pandemonium on paws
    Category: Pet - Gender: Female

    Its cute and funny.
    Submitted by: wildchild at 13.07.2008

  • Pandora
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    Pandora's Box - Pandi for short. This cat is a Pandora's Box. You never know what you'll get, a kiss, game of chase or time to eat.
    Submitted by: KampingKitty at 12.02.2010

  • Peek-a-boo
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    Its a cute name for a dog that has hair over its eyes.
    Submitted by: BooBoo at 02.12.2007

  • Peppy
    Category: Pet - Gender: Male

    We named him so because he so actice and always peppy.
    Submitted by: sara at 01.06.2009

  • Pinkie Luck
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    Cats have a lot of good luck everywhere and the cats are so cute and they may like pink the most.
    Submitted by: WIKI at 05.01.2011

  • Poe
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    Edgar Allen Poe. Genius. Wrote a story about a clever black cat (Pluto) that exposed a murderer. My buddy Poe (male bombay) is awesome!
    Submitted by: supercollider at 11.16.2010

  • Prego
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    We had a stray cat who "adopted" us. Looked like she swallowed a large meatball, turns out she was pregnant. Called her Prego for short.
    Submitted by: jb at 05.07.2009

  • Prenumbra
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    Prenumbra means part of a shadow
    Submitted by: Penny at 25.05.2008

  • Promise
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    It was my moms first cats name!
    Submitted by: Sarah at 25.01.2008

  • Quasar
    Category: Dog - Gender: Male

    I have a whippet named Quasar because of how energetic he is, like the space object.
    Submitted by: Bob at 10.10.2010

  • Roux (Roo)
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    Perfect for a red/wild boar colored dachshund. A roux is a type of gravy that is a red brown color just like my cute two year old sweetie.
    Submitted by: bigsis2095 at 21.08.2008

  • Roxy
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    Because dogs respond to Roxy very well.
    Submitted by: roxymop at 16.04.2008

  • Sage
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    Pronounced SAY-G. I instalntly loved this name, short for sagittarius. Because my little kitten was born in december.
    Submitted by: Aidan at 02.02.2011

  • Sahaira
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    My son has a seal point Siamese cat. Her real name is Sahara, but I write it Sahaira. A little play on words.
    Submitted by: Scuba Judy at 16.12.2008

  • Sambo
    Category: Cat - Gender: Unisex

    i have a cat names sambo and its just a way cute name and i love it!
    Submitted by: sam at 17.09.2007

  • Sassy
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    For any kitten with a little attitude and a dareing walk on the wild side look or just for any cat that needs a short but cute name.
    Submitted by: tashia at 04.04.2009

  • Schatzi
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    This is german for sweetheart. we got her from the humane society and they were gonna put her to sleep that day so my mom came home from work with a new dog. she is a german shepard mixed with i have no idea. but she is realy cute. :~)
    Submitted by: horseluvingirl94 at 20.05.2007

  • Seargent Squeaky
    Category: Cat - Gender: Unisex

    The juxtaposition of a serious title like Seargent next to a silly little word like Squeaky.
    Submitted by: Toobiz at 12.03.2009

  • Shimishakira Skywalker
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    Our cat is a Savannah.
    Submitted by: Xanzmom at 24.05.2007

  • Slinky
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    I love this name for a cat
    Submitted by: slink at 11.13.2010

  • Sly
    Category: Dog - Gender: Unisex

    Submitted by: Claw of the cat at 05.01.2011

  • Smartie
    Category: Dog - Gender: Unisex

    It's just cute!
    Submitted by: Dog-lover at 18.05.2007

  • Socks or Shoes
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    We had 2 identical grey tabbies except for one with grey feet and one with all white feet.. socks and shoes!
    Submitted by: mannimee at 12.03.2010

  • Spaz
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    Submitted in honor of my dearest friend Spaz (male tuxedo) who loved american cheese slices and left us far too early (10-1-2010) We miss you and are richer for having loved you.
    Submitted by: supercollider at 11.14.2010

  • Splendor
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    It means something splendid or expensive!
    Submitted by: Bera-chan at 02.07.2010

  • Spot
    Category: Pet - Gender: Female

    Because if your pet has a spot or maybe more, it woul fit him/her pefectly.
    Submitted by: Mose at 16.02.2008

  • Storm Trooper
    Category: Pet - Gender: Male

    If your animal's tough.
    Submitted by: Lucy at 23.07.2009

  • Tazzy
    Category: Dog - Gender: Male

    Its a cute name at the same time my dog Tazzy reminds me of the Taz-Naimem Devial.
    Submitted by: Allie at 09.05.2010

  • Tesbel
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    Like Isabel, but Tes instead of Is. Want to know how I thought of it? Well, you know those security things where you type in the letters they give you? Tesbel was mine. Lol! It sounds really cool.
    Submitted by: Wolf-twin1 (my username on Foo at 14.12.2009

  • Toffi
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    It is cute if you have an orangy-brown cat cause it resembles sweet toffi!
    Submitted by: emzie at 09.11.2008

  • Uirtsaktak
    Category: Dog - Gender: Female

    This is playful in Eskimo!
    Submitted by: HuskyLover at 30.09.2007

  • Underfoot
    Category: Cat - Gender: Male

    Because when I rescued him as a kitten he followed me everywhere and I would trip on him.
    Submitted by: boogie at 05.01.2011

  • Velisity
    Category: Cat - Gender: Female

    I think velisity is a good name for a small kitten.
    Submitted by: bacon1234 at 10.09.2007

  • Viper
    Category: Pet - Gender: Unisex

    For a snake. Viper is a name you can call anything and it makes them sound ten times more ferocious. Especially if the pet is a harmless pet snake (Y)
    Submitted by: Yanka at 14.10.2008

  • YinYang
    Category: Cat - Gender: Unisex

    For the perfectly balanced coat of white and black. Yin is the feminine, darker side of the harmony, and yang is the masculine, lighter side. This is also a good name for the cat whose moods can alter quickly.
    Submitted by: Ryuuza at 14.09.2008

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